13 Things Plastic Surgeons Won’t Tell You

Updated: Mar. 01, 2019

Plastic surgery before and after photos may be alluring, but before you consider going under the knife, here are the secrets you need to know.

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I had a patient who wanted a brow lift because she thought she looked grumpy all the time

I sent her for a brow wax instead. It took 15 minutes, she looked great, and she saved herself $5,000. I’ve also seen patients get results similar to eyelid lifts with over-the-counter firming serums and eyelid-lift creams. The results are temporary, but they do work to reduce lines and puffiness. Don’t miss these weird plastic surgery procedures you had no idea existed.

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It drives me crazy when parents call from the emergency room because their kid got a scratch on his face

It’s not going to look any different if I sew it up instead of the ER doctor; it’s probably just going to cost you a lot more money. Unless the injury is severe, you don’t need a plastic surgeon for every cut and scrape.

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If I’ve invested $200,000 to buy a laser machine, that’s probably what I’m going to recommend, even though another type of treatment may be cheaper

Make sure you ask if there is an alternative, such as a chemical peel, that might work just as well or better.

These are the most in-demand cosmetic treatments across the country.

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We have a secret weapon we can use when things go wrong: leeches

By restoring blood flow and secreting a chemical that prevents blood clots, leeches can help salvage a breast lift gone bad or a reattached finger that’s about to die. It sounds gross, but reconstructive plastic surgeons use them routinely.

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If your drooping eyelids are partially blocking your vision, your insurance may pay for a lid lift

So many patients have used Medicare to pick up the tab for the procedure that it’s caused controversy.

Here is everything you need to know about liposuction.

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We do laugh at you sometimes

I had a patient who emailed me to ask if it was OK for her to cook for her family again. She wanted to make sure her breast implants wouldn’t melt. I also had a guy come in with his wife and his girlfriend literally one week apart for the same breast implant operation.

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We judge celebrities too

We think the celebrities with the frozen faces, puffed-up lips, and gargantuan breast implants look ridiculous too.

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How would I pick a plastic surgeon?

I’d look for a doctor who is certified to train other doctors. They are called “fellowship directors.”

You won’t believe how many plastic surgeons aren’t actually qualified.

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Want to avoid my office?

Use sunblock with zinc or titanium dioxide, wear sunglasses outside, and don’t squint.

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Before you judge us, remember that most of us do a lot more than just elective surgery

We correct cleft lips and cleft palates, perform delicate hand and face surgeries, and help reconstruct people who were burned, had a cancer operation, or suffered a catastrophic accident.

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We may get a little Botox here or there, but most serious plastic surgeons haven’t had any plastic surgery themselves

That may be because it’s an egotistical profession, and the only person I would want operating on me is myself.

You have to see these amazing cosmetic transformations to believe them.

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One-fourth of our patients are men

They get liposuction, Botox, eyelid lifts, hair transplants, and more.

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When you bring in your car to get fixed, you ask all sorts of questions

But a surprising number of people prepared to put their bodies under the knife don’t ask anything. Not one question.

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